02117cam a2200265 4500 262247832 TxAuBib 20160518120000.0 090910s2010||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2009037644 9780446552301 $24.99 0446552305 $24.99 TxAuBib Gutfeld, Greg. The bible of unspeakable truths / Greg Gutfeld ; with a foreword by Penn Jillette. 1st ed. New York : Grand Central Pub., 2010. xiii, 283 p. ; 24 cm. Media assjackets -- Political crap -- Stupid brats -- Obligatory sex junk -- Pets and the people who touch them -- Racial junk and junk that's racial -- Celebrity psychosis -- Terror and other unimportant stuff -- Things that are stupid -- Gender studying -- Health mulch -- Society, culture and other vague chapter headings -- Sporting sport sports -- Religion and morality (don't worry, it's short) -- Crime and the criminals who crime it -- Drugs and how much I hate (meaning miss) them -- Stuff you put in your face -- Miscellany (i.e., really great stuff that pretty much could go anywhere but ended up here because I'm lazy.) Greg Gutfeld, the acclaimed host of the popular, nightly Fox News show Red Eye, has packed this book full of his most aggressive (and funny) diatribes--each chapter exploring Unspeakable Truths that cut right to the core and go well beyond just politics. Greg deconstructs pop culture, media, kids, disease, race, food, sex, celebrity, current events, and nearly every other aspect of life. With an irreverent voice, incredible wit, and a firm take on just about everything, this is a manual for how to think about stuff, by a guy who has thought about precisely that same stuff. And, even if you disagree with Greg, this book will make you laugh--guaranteed.--From publisher description. 20160518. Conduct of life Humor. American wit and humor. Mass media Humor.