00962cam a2200277 4500 64420916 TxAuBib 20050408120000.0 050408s2005||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 9781401359348 $19.95 1401359345 $19.95 NjBwBT NjBwBT TxAuBib Metcalfe, Gayden. Being dead is no excuse : the official Southern ladies guide to hosting the perfect funeral / Gayden Metcalfe and Charlotte Hays. 1st ed. New York : Miramax Books, 2005. 243 p. ; 20 cm. Includes index. 20060807. Funeral rites and ceremonies Southern States Humor. Etiquette Humor. Cookery, American Southern style. Cookery Southern States. Southern States Humor. Hays, Charlotte.